If you could invent one revolutionary aquarium product.............. - Page 2

pciscott · 10/07/2009, 09:29 PM

A thread reading microchip upgrade for my brain so I could stop spending hours reading all these threads that can make my eyes hurt and steal all my sleep

00nothing · 10/07/2009, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pciscott

A thread reading microchip upgrade for my brain so I could stop spending hours reading all these threads that can make my eyes hurt and steal all my sleep

best answer so far I will take 2

milkit · 10/07/2009, 09:35 PM

reef safe ich cure

swiftwing7 · 10/07/2009, 10:13 PM

A printer device that automatically senses water conditions and adds chemicals pertaining to parameters (Ca, Mg, etc) in specified amounts to desired levels. Complete with a scrubber system that pulls out unwanted chemicals (No3, Po4 etc) through reaction with a medium, similar to a chemical rebreather. Automated Water chemistry that requires 3 things 1. mechanical filtration for unwanted particles such as dust or suspended inorganic compounds that affect clarity. 2. Refilling cartridges with essential elements and changing scrubber filters. 3. Water changes, -since removing waste is no longer a concern the frequency of changes could be decreased dramatically only necessary for adding trace elements in minute levels. How much vanadium do corals need on a regular basis?

jmoney · 10/08/2009, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by AcroporAddict

Something that would eliminate water changes.
Dave

google dialyseas it automates nearly everything

David Jr. · 10/08/2009, 02:42 PM

Something that could take out all of the stuff that my bacteria couldn't remove. It would replicate the sea foam that the waves create. I would be able to keep more fish and do less maintenance. I would call it a protein skimmer.

davocean · 10/08/2009, 04:32 PM

Simple, a heater that doesn't fail!
Why this hasn't been done already I don't know, but would certainly get my $$!

davocean · 10/08/2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jenglish

transparent aluminum

Did you see the link to this being achieved?
Pretty incredible, even though it has yet to be done w/ stability in order to stay that way.

JohnM99 · 10/08/2009, 04:35 PM

An inexhaustable cash machine so I can buy all the stuff I read about

aquaph8 · 10/08/2009, 04:50 PM

A fish therapist. So I can keep any species of fish in the same tank without any problems.

jayb12 · 10/08/2009, 05:49 PM

i had an idea a while back...

i thought about dropping some sort of chemical into the tank thats harmless to any coral. the corals would absorb it up and fish like angels that would normally pick at a nice zoo would suddenly be turned off by its horrible taste!!!

ya.... this seems to be realistic!!! com on someone smarter then me! lets get this done!!!

oh and a girlfriend pill that dosent let her ***** every time the tanks needs more attention then her!

fufu · 10/09/2009, 08:57 AM

saltwater fish --> freshwater fish converter.

mnemonix · 10/09/2009, 09:01 AM

A probe that monitors Alkalinity and supplements via dosing pump to maintain a perfect level as specified during setup.

username in use · 10/09/2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by jenglish

transparent aluminum

Didnt they have the formula for that in the star trek with the whales?

sjm817 · 10/09/2009, 11:17 AM

Color changing GAC and GFO.

cody6766 · 10/09/2009, 11:18 AM

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I want a forcefield that keeps the water in a cube shape without the use of glass or acrylic, so all you see is a cube of water in the room, it never needs to be scraped or cleaned in any way, wont scratch and doesnt distort what you are seeing in terms of color or shape. You can also reach straight into the water from the front to move things around and clean the rocks and sand easily. I think they manages to do it in star trek, and the movie the abyss. Maybe we should call Stephen Spielburg and ask how he did it.

how fornicated would you be if the power went out and your backup failed? hehe

My idea...
stretchy glass! Want a 33g cube? grab the corners of your 10g and pull to desired dimensions. Ready for a 300? Grab and pull. Oops, time to move...sell livestock and compress down to a tank to fit your needs.
I'll get the sham wow guy to push it when I finalize the invention details. Nothing sells a product like breath that smells of hooker spit.

sharrison · 10/09/2009, 12:43 PM

A Jiro-Matic-Multi-Skoping-Flip-Flopper device.

It would basically keep the wife at bay while buying aquarium stuffs.

cobbobby · 10/09/2009, 12:49 PM

A light saber that removes coraline and a muzzle for my wife

rtbm · 10/09/2009, 03:12 PM

a small turbine that generates enough electricity from the overflow water to at least run the lights. I think this ones been discussed here before.

Aqua Keepers · 10/09/2009, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by sjm817

Color changing GAC and GFO.

This is the best, most feasible idea in this thread!!!
It should be forwarded to some companies.

aquaph8 · 10/09/2009, 07:34 PM

its more fun to come up with nonfeasible stuff though

khaosinc · 10/09/2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jenglish

transparent aluminum

you so beat me to that one.

jenglish · 10/09/2009, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by username in use

Didnt they have the formula for that in the star trek with the whales?

I figured somebody would get the reference

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0727130814.htm

Mako · 10/09/2009, 07:52 PM

How about just a robot capable of performing all tests, maintenance and dosing. Be nice if it could shoot down the road and grab more beer from the convienance store also.

How about it Honda!

aquaph8 · 10/09/2009, 08:17 PM

Forget the tests. Getting the beer is good enough for me.

10/07/2009, 09:29 PM	#26
pciscott Pirates Cove Reef Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Cypress, CA Posts: 2,582	A thread reading microchip upgrade for my brain so I could stop spending hours reading all these threads that can make my eyes hurt and steal all my sleep __________________ Scott Steinberger SCMAS/SCRK/MASNA member There is more than One Way to skin a Reef! Current Tank Info: Pirates Cove 400 Gallon Peninsula with 10 Ecotech Gen 4 Pro Lights, SPS heavy mixed Reef, Tank Controlled by Apex back up monitoring by Profilux, Tropic Marin Pro Salt, Brightwell Suplements and Bio Bricks, Way too many Fish! Keep it simple!

10/08/2009, 04:32 PM	#32
davocean Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,655	Simple, a heater that doesn't fail! Why this hasn't been done already I don't know, but would certainly get my $$! __________________ There's a fine line between owning your tank and your tank owning you! Current Tank Info: SCA 120g RR Starfire, Tunze silence 1073.02 return, 40g sump w/ fuge, SWC Extreme 160 cone skimmer,Geismann reflexx 4xT5, 2x Panorama Pro LED strips, Vortech MP40QD

10/08/2009, 04:50 PM	#35
aquaph8 Love The Fish Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 5,652	A fish therapist. So I can keep any species of fish in the same tank without any problems. __________________ Brett Current Tank Info: Leemar 60x36x24, 8x80 T5/LED Sfiligoi GENESIS Alpha 300 skimmer

10/09/2009, 11:17 AM	#40
sjm817 On Yer left! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Northern VA Posts: 18,777	Color changing GAC and GFO. __________________ - Scott

10/09/2009, 03:12 PM	#44
rtbm Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: wisconsin Posts: 958	a small turbine that generates enough electricity from the overflow water to at least run the lights. I think this ones been discussed here before. __________________ "Better to act while you're still foolish enough to think you know everything than to be slowly frozen by the creeping uncertainty of bitter wisdom..." L.Person Current Tank Info: 30x30 miracles starfire sps reef + 800 gal sps prop system

10/07/2009, 09:35 PM	#28
milkit Registered Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Dallas Posts: 325	reef safe ich cure

10/07/2009, 10:13 PM	#29
swiftwing7 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: florida Posts: 167	A printer device that automatically senses water conditions and adds chemicals pertaining to parameters (Ca, Mg, etc) in specified amounts to desired levels. Complete with a scrubber system that pulls out unwanted chemicals (No3, Po4 etc) through reaction with a medium, similar to a chemical rebreather. Automated Water chemistry that requires 3 things 1. mechanical filtration for unwanted particles such as dust or suspended inorganic compounds that affect clarity. 2. Refilling cartridges with essential elements and changing scrubber filters. 3. Water changes, -since removing waste is no longer a concern the frequency of changes could be decreased dramatically only necessary for adding trace elements in minute levels. How much vanadium do corals need on a regular basis?

10/08/2009, 02:42 PM	#31
David Jr. Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 147	Something that could take out all of the stuff that my bacteria couldn't remove. It would replicate the sea foam that the waves create. I would be able to keep more fish and do less maintenance. I would call it a protein skimmer.

10/08/2009, 04:35 PM	#34
JohnM99 Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Victoria, BC, Canada Posts: 747	An inexhaustable cash machine so I can buy all the stuff I read about

10/08/2009, 05:49 PM	#36
jayb12 Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: niagara falls, canada Posts: 552	i had an idea a while back... i thought about dropping some sort of chemical into the tank thats harmless to any coral. the corals would absorb it up and fish like angels that would normally pick at a nice zoo would suddenly be turned off by its horrible taste!!! ya.... this seems to be realistic!!! com on someone smarter then me! lets get this done!!! oh and a girlfriend pill that dosent let her ***** every time the tanks needs more attention then her!

10/09/2009, 08:57 AM	#37
fufu Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Houston Posts: 432	saltwater fish --> freshwater fish converter.

10/09/2009, 09:01 AM	#38
mnemonix Registered Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Newcastle NSW Australia Posts: 25	A probe that monitors Alkalinity and supplements via dosing pump to maintain a perfect level as specified during setup.

10/09/2009, 12:43 PM	#42
sharrison *"Registered Member"* Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Waynesboro, TN Posts: 354	A Jiro-Matic-Multi-Skoping-Flip-Flopper device. It would basically keep the wife at bay while buying aquarium stuffs.

10/09/2009, 12:49 PM	#43
cobbobby Moved On Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: At a Tea Party Posts: 393	A light saber that removes coraline and a muzzle for my wife

10/09/2009, 07:34 PM	#46
aquaph8 Love The Fish Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 5,652	its more fun to come up with nonfeasible stuff though __________________ Brett Current Tank Info: Leemar 60x36x24, 8x80 T5/LED Sfiligoi GENESIS Alpha 300 skimmer

10/09/2009, 07:52 PM	#49
Mako Will Dive For Food Join Date: May 2001 Location: FL Posts: 5,652	How about just a robot capable of performing all tests, maintenance and dosing. Be nice if it could shoot down the road and grab more beer from the convienance store also. How about it Honda! __________________ -Chuck "One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say." -- W Durant Current Tank Info: 300 mixed reef

10/09/2009, 08:17 PM	#50
aquaph8 Love The Fish Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 5,652	Forget the tests. Getting the beer is good enough for me. __________________ Brett Current Tank Info: Leemar 60x36x24, 8x80 T5/LED Sfiligoi GENESIS Alpha 300 skimmer