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Unread 01/28/2007, 02:38 AM   #1
reefshadow
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Reefing Haiku

So I thought it might be fun to see what kind of haiku you crazy people can come up with to describe the hobby, anything goes!

3 lines, 5,7,5 syllables

I'll start:

Isn't my reef cheap
D I Y on the menu
I don't have a Tunze

Or,

A box made of glass
Nature in the home is cool
If it grows that is

Or,

Oh hell I'm tired
From scraping the dirty glass
My elbow hurts now


Let's see some submissions -Serious or not


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Unread 01/28/2007, 02:58 AM   #2
Tang Salad
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O, ammonia
Nitrate, nitrite, phospate, too.
Sayonara, please.


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Unread 01/28/2007, 05:39 AM   #3
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Great Barrier Reef,
I only want a small slice -
I'll take care of it!

and

Weekly water change,
Is that too often for fish?
Another debate!


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Unread 01/28/2007, 07:58 AM   #4
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I love this hobby!
It's like living art to me.
I will never stop!


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Unread 01/28/2007, 10:44 AM   #5
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How I love my tank.
But when its time to upgrade
I sleep on the couch.


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Unread 01/28/2007, 10:50 AM   #6
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Clownfish clownfish orange
Why do you bite my fingers?
Ouch, now I wear gloves!


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