OT: Funny, funny, funny......at least I thought so

Brazengrrl · 06/23/2007, 07:30 AM

Why I Fired My Secretary

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant
and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me
As it turned out, She barely said good morning, Let alone "Happy Birthday."
I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....they will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, My secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! "
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, Just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each. and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day... we don't need to go straight back to the office, do We ?"
I responded,"I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom For just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok," I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,
She came out carrying a huge birthday cake
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday!

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked.

DJChesnutRabbit · 06/23/2007, 07:50 AM

Wow.....that's freakin funny !!!!

lifesworksataol · 06/23/2007, 09:18 AM

that was freaking awesome!

Don Lino · 06/23/2007, 10:02 AM

kimoy · 06/23/2007, 10:10 AM

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!

06/23/2007, 07:30 AM	#1
Brazengrrl Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Central Florida Posts: 1,185	OT: Funny, funny, funny......at least I thought so Why I Fired My Secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me As it turned out, She barely said good morning, Let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....they will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, My secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, Just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each. and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... we don't need to go straight back to the office, do We ?" I responded,"I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom For just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, She came out carrying a huge birthday cake Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday! And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked. __________________ Here we go again, we're out of our medicine out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in. Eminem Current Tank Info: 24 Aquapod 150 HQI, AquaClear 70, Remora Nano, Maxi jet 1200, Maxi jet 600. Gold Stripe Maroon, Pixie Hawk, no hermits thanks to this friggin Pixie Hawk and a bunch of snails.

06/23/2007, 07:50 AM	#2
DJChesnutRabbit Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kissimmee, FL Posts: 1,018	Wow.....that's freakin funny !!!! __________________ Philosophy is a team sport! -Timothy Leary Freedom is something that dies unless it's used -Hunter S. Thompson Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -Louis Hector Berlioz Current Tank Info: Acrylic 25g BB mixed reef, AquaC Remora, AquaC media reactor, Aquamedic Oceanlight 250w MH, Mag 5 return, Iwaki MD-40RLT on closed loop, MRC CR-5, Tunze Osmolator

06/23/2007, 09:18 AM	#3
lifesworksataol Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Sanford Posts: 2,778	that was freaking awesome! __________________ Jason Current Tank Info: 210 w/180 sump

06/23/2007, 10:02 AM	#4
Don Lino Premium Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL Posts: 3,435	__________________ Andy Dufresne: "Get busy living, or get busy dying" Current Tank Info: Over skimming my 120RR with an I-Tech 400

06/23/2007, 10:10 AM	#5
kimoy Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Huntley, IL Posts: 2,317	Ouch!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ 120 Gal pico reef tank Aqua C-EV180, 30 gal sump/fuge, 2X250 DE 12k Reflux with 2X54 Geisman Actinic+ T5's, K2R calcium reactor,Phosban reactor Current Tank Info: 120 gal mixed reef almost a DAY old