Homicide - Life in the Tank

lvpd186 · 06/07/2006, 06:06 AM

After searching for a missing tang it has been alleged that the tang has fallen victim to a large GBA. A clown fish, local resident and known associate of the GBA, was brought in for questioning. The clown fish reportedly stated "I didn't see no stinkin' yellow tang!" Police have stated that without a body there is insufficient evidence to charge the GBA at this time. The investigation remains open.

(If any other fish come up missing, especially my flame hawk, there will be a story about a missing GBA next time!)

sullyfish · 06/07/2006, 09:58 AM

LOL....

introduce the GBA to Mr. mantis shrimp, then he'll talk

lvpd186 · 06/07/2006, 12:08 PM

Update: Just as authorities were closing in the GBA continued to avoid apprehension by dividing itself in to two. Both halves are now claiming that their evil twin did it while the clown fish continues to deny any knowledge of the incident. (Howâ€™s that for drama!)

Mercutio · 06/07/2006, 01:19 PM

CSI: Aquatic

zenn · 06/07/2006, 08:32 PM

Hold the GBA's inches from being sucked into a Tunze until they talk...or else!!!

kau_cinta_ku · 06/08/2006, 04:26 AM

well i guess sence they love light, the whole sticking the light in their face to talk is out of the question.

pcpets · 06/09/2006, 05:45 PM

pretty funny... but have you given up looking for other suspects? Are you sure you're ready to make an arrest and sentence an innocent anemone ( or two) to life in the sump?? I've heard rumors of bad starfish hooked on the tang...even gangs of little hermit crabs can make fish "disappear" overnight. A word to you're poor anemone..stick to you story, it's yours, you can tell it anyway you want!!

Mercutio · 06/09/2006, 07:52 PM

huskerreef · 06/14/2006, 09:04 PM

I am missing an orange spot goby since last week....where was your GBA on the night of the 10th?

Skeeter_2000 · 06/15/2006, 08:56 AM

Ok... I've been waiting for clues and haven't been able to figure it out.... what is a GBA? I got the anemone part...

Those OSG (orange spot gobi's) sure like to jump.... hope you have a lid on your tank or it might be a case of suicide!

lvpd186 · 06/15/2006, 10:50 AM

Sorry, the GBA stands for green bulb-tip anemone (at least I thought it did). As for the 10th I believe that both suspects were here in the tank, probably plotting on their next kill (lol).

Biggie · 06/15/2006, 10:58 AM

My YT got cohersed into a night out with a BTA and the rest is history. Upon the big bulging tenticles the next day there was no need to hold a tribunal the evidence was obvious. However I chalk this up to natural selection and dismissed the charges. If my PBT ends up missing there will be capital punishment for the BTA, his clone and the clown host whose pleading the fifth.

lvpd186 · 06/15/2006, 11:18 AM

Nice!! At least I'm not the only one that has GBA with "criminal intent!"

06/07/2006, 06:06 AM	#1
lvpd186 Reefing in NE Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Papillion, NE Posts: 1,485	Homicide - Life in the Tank After searching for a missing tang it has been alleged that the tang has fallen victim to a large GBA. A clown fish, local resident and known associate of the GBA, was brought in for questioning. The clown fish reportedly stated "I didn't see no stinkin' yellow tang!" Police have stated that without a body there is insufficient evidence to charge the GBA at this time. The investigation remains open. (If any other fish come up missing, especially my flame hawk, there will be a story about a missing GBA next time!)

06/07/2006, 09:58 AM	#2
sullyfish Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bellevue, Nebraska Posts: 481	LOL.... introduce the GBA to Mr. mantis shrimp, then he'll talk __________________ 180 gal SPS reef, 150 gal breeder system

06/07/2006, 01:19 PM	#4
Mercutio Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 386	CSI: Aquatic __________________ "The difficult we will do right away, the impossible will take a little longer".

06/09/2006, 07:52 PM	#8
Mercutio Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 386	__________________ "The difficult we will do right away, the impossible will take a little longer".

06/14/2006, 09:04 PM	#9
huskerreef Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Omaha, Nebraska Posts: 1,169	I am missing an orange spot goby since last week....where was your GBA on the night of the 10th? __________________ Jim G President of Nebraska's premiere reef club The Nebraska Reef Club Current Tank Info: 620 Mixed Reef, 240 Acan Lord, 90 Zoanthid...I think that plenty for now

06/07/2006, 12:08 PM	#3
lvpd186 Reefing in NE Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Papillion, NE Posts: 1,485	Update: Just as authorities were closing in the GBA continued to avoid apprehension by dividing itself in to two. Both halves are now claiming that their evil twin did it while the clown fish continues to deny any knowledge of the incident. (Howâ€™s that for drama!)

06/07/2006, 08:32 PM	#5
zenn Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nebraska, Lincoln Posts: 182	Hold the GBA's inches from being sucked into a Tunze until they talk...or else!!!

06/08/2006, 04:26 AM	#6
kau_cinta_ku Moved On Join Date: May 2005 Location: NW Iowa Posts: 8,669	well i guess sence they love light, the whole sticking the light in their face to talk is out of the question.

06/09/2006, 05:45 PM	#7
pcpets Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 176	pretty funny... but have you given up looking for other suspects? Are you sure you're ready to make an arrest and sentence an innocent anemone ( or two) to life in the sump?? I've heard rumors of bad starfish hooked on the tang...even gangs of little hermit crabs can make fish "disappear" overnight. A word to you're poor anemone..stick to you story, it's yours, you can tell it anyway you want!!

06/15/2006, 08:56 AM	#10
Skeeter_2000 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: SW of Omaha Posts: 9	Ok... I've been waiting for clues and haven't been able to figure it out.... what is a GBA? I got the anemone part... Those OSG (orange spot gobi's) sure like to jump.... hope you have a lid on your tank or it might be a case of suicide! __________________ <º)))><{ Make it a GREAT DAY! "Never underestimate the stupidity of a fisherman!" Current Tank Info: Lots of rocks!

06/15/2006, 10:50 AM	#11
lvpd186 Reefing in NE Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Papillion, NE Posts: 1,485	Sorry, the GBA stands for green bulb-tip anemone (at least I thought it did). As for the 10th I believe that both suspects were here in the tank, probably plotting on their next kill (lol). __________________ "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby

06/15/2006, 10:58 AM	#12
Biggie Moved On Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 785	My YT got cohersed into a night out with a BTA and the rest is history. Upon the big bulging tenticles the next day there was no need to hold a tribunal the evidence was obvious. However I chalk this up to natural selection and dismissed the charges. If my PBT ends up missing there will be capital punishment for the BTA, his clone and the clown host whose pleading the fifth.

06/15/2006, 11:18 AM	#13
lvpd186 Reefing in NE Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Papillion, NE Posts: 1,485	Nice!! At least I'm not the only one that has GBA with "criminal intent!"