I really mees it up

WaterMelon · 07/16/2006, 08:33 PM

Fine. this time i really mess it up, my favorite coral, my xenia was budding (dont know if its the correct word), was puting a frag a stalk on the glass of the aquarium, on the bottom, my aquarium now is bara botom, im searching a tidal sand i dont found, so its empty for now, so the xenia fall on the floor (2 weeks ago), and i leave it there she was amazingly fine, today the stone was over the xenia, its on a small stone and it flip over the base of the coral, the point is, the coral was half atached to the glass i dont know that and pull it to put it on a bigger rock, so the coral split at half, here goes the question, the cut full of detritus that was on the glass, so clan the coral w current and put it on a bigger rock or leave it and let it recover alone?, cut the pice of xenia that still on the glass or leave it?, i apreciate as fast as you can help me, thanks.

scaryperson27 · 07/16/2006, 08:54 PM

Speak english and then we can help you. Tidal Sand, and i dont found?? bara?

affan · 07/16/2006, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scaryperson27
Speak english and then we can help you. Tidal Sand, and i dont found?? bara?

Don't worry, it's another one of those WaterMelon threads from the Fruit Market where in the end, WaterMelon will be typing with extremely appropriate grammar and pronunciation. That, however, will likely come after a bunch of sincere responses from unsuspecting victims of WaterMelon's dry wit.

WaterMelon · 07/16/2006, 09:04 PM

Hahahah so funny.... im getting crazy of this answers, i read on somewere, "if you dont have anityng good to say dont say noting", my apologizes to the moderators, if the tink this is an agrecion but i do it at a good way, waiting for help, good night.

physicslord · 07/16/2006, 09:48 PM

I think this is satire. This one is called "foreign guy".

LBCBJ · 07/16/2006, 10:02 PM

Haha, nice one physicslord. The guy's trying, so give him a break. I believe he's trying to say that he tried to move a colony of xenia growing on the glass onto a rock, but the colony split in half...now half of it is on the rock, half still on the glass.

It's hard to assess the situation without seeing it, but I would just leave things alone and see if it recovers. Messing with it more will just make things even worse.

WaterMelon, where are you from by the way?

Dubbin1 · 07/16/2006, 10:05 PM

Leave it alone and it will be fine. People cut xenia all the time to frag it.

physicslord · 07/16/2006, 10:18 PM

Come on, his interests are: "Fish and Fruits...lol"

He lives in "Fruit Land" and works at a "fruit market".

ZURCSREEF · 07/17/2006, 12:08 AM

Lets make fun of the guy because he can't speak english very well... that will solve his problem. Don't be such ignorant biggets and make fun of the guy. He is attempting to get help and all you guys can do is make fun of his spelling and grammar. Although his spelling and grammar isn't so good, I was intelligent enough to understand what he was saying... so instead of making fun of him for his odd end, how about you grow some common sense and TRY to understand what he is saying... Sorry if I seem uptight about this situation, but this type of behavior is all I ever see out of RC members when someone who doesn't speak english very well tries to get help on these forums...

Anyways, Watermelon, don't worry about it, that stalk should recover on the glass and regrow aswell as the piece on the rock... if you don't want it on the glass when you put your sand, you can always scrape it off with a razor blade and onto a rock with a mesh cloth and some rubberbands... as a reference go to www.garf.org and look for "Xenia Propagation" this should give you some details instructions on how to save both pieces.

Hope this helps,
-Mike C.

WaterMelon · 07/17/2006, 12:25 AM

Thanks ZURCSREEF and Dubbin1, i will read all that page, well this was like the last time i post someting, but always theres ppl like you 2, that just help, that makes me still here, i always hope i will get a good answer from some bad ones. i mean is so dificulty to undestot why ppl laught abouth other ppl, i mean if they was in the other situation they wont like it, for sure, i play videogames and no1 in there laught of the way i writhe sometimes they say "what?", but i get my grammar and englis hare not good, i got that, now LBCBJ im living in mexico, now, but i ve lived in other places, and i dont know to witre spanish very well but i writhe and speak it a bit to, i tink more better than english, but im learing.

affan · 07/17/2006, 01:15 AM

Here's some of WaterMelon's past threads. Enjoy what physicslord terms as 'satire.'

http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon

http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon

http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon

http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon

http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon

http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon

Decide for yourself.

reefshadow · 07/17/2006, 01:56 AM

That's pretty mean you guys... c'mon. I think it's great to be a member of a board so popular that we can claim worldwide memberships. Don't be so insular.

Watermelon, you can scrape the xenia off the glass and put it in a very low flow area of the tank with some rubble to attach on. It will probably be fine.

McCrary · 07/17/2006, 02:28 AM

Watermelon you are the best, but fruitland is getting old, why don't you switch it up a little?

sinder255248 · 07/17/2006, 06:08 AM

Those posts are seriously funny, they cracked me up. People were looking at me in the office cos I was chuckling to myself... 20mins well spent....

)

LBCBJ · 07/17/2006, 10:29 AM

Just read all of watermelon's post.....WaterMelon, I tink u'd neids quits wastnig peopels timesz.

Before you coming to his rescue, read his post. He apparently does this for fun with his perverted sense of humor. This guy doesnt ride the shortbus to school, he just want you to think it. His cover's blown.

dreaminmel · 07/17/2006, 10:49 AM

So how many people here are in 1st grade? Seriously... ever wonder what happens to the kids that get picked on in school or people that get harrassed by those who think they are better than them?

Usually they end up being either your boss or bringing a gun to school. C'mon guys. Get a grip. There's plenty of other things to laugh about in this world than resorting to picking on someone who from all the posts I've read seems to legitimately want answers to questions. These are sometimes even questions that experienced reefers don't know the answer to.

WaterMelon, Your xenia should be just fine. In some tanks they grow too much and people start asking how to get rid of them...

Dubbin1 · 07/17/2006, 10:51 AM

You guys are all idiots. Watermelon DOES NOT SPEAK ENGLISH so how about you lay off him and try to be more helpful... If you can't do that then maybe you should just move on.

stevedola · 07/17/2006, 10:57 AM

deja vu

Ive seen watermelon's posts in previous threads and have the same conclusion as physicslord. I think the last thread had him near death. I wonder where this thread is headed.

Whelp, heres the bangwagon---all you self righteous PITAs jump on.

Ereefic · 07/17/2006, 11:00 AM

Put down the video game controller and pick up a book.

chinaman4u · 07/17/2006, 11:06 AM

No desordena. Xenia de damged serÃ¡ buen. Las parte qui arrance todavÃ*a on vidrio crecerÃ¡ para llegar a ser segundo xenia, asÃ* qui uste tiene a mÃ¡s bebÃ©s xenia vienen.

La hoja permitio mejorarse por sÃ* mismo. Salga xenia tocen on el vidrio.

chinaman4u · 07/17/2006, 11:11 AM

English translation:

Does not it upset. Xenia of damaged will be good. Splits them start still on glass will grow to come to be second xenia, thus has to more babies xenia come.

Leaf stump to be improved for itself. Leave xenia touch on the glass.

JmLee · 07/17/2006, 11:46 AM

lmao, fruitland. Thats classic.

paulallen · 07/17/2006, 11:47 AM

I'm sorry to break all the hearts of people who stick up for this clown. But, the "mistakes" that Watermelon makes with the English language are not consistant or indicative of non-native English speaking peoples; anywhere. I don't know what amusement he gets out of his behavior, but he sure has you fooled.

mr pink floyd · 07/17/2006, 12:02 PM

look, this guy came here becasue he needs help, why should we get to decide he cant get it because he does not speak our language right?

it should be fine, xenia can be cut and it keeps on growing

ZURCSREEF · 07/17/2006, 12:16 PM

Whether or not he has me "fooled", you guys are stooping to his level (if he really is just acting like a clown) by continuing to posts on his threads and giving him the intention he craves. When you see a thread of his, simply jump over it and ignore it. Don't make it a thread that can help higher your post count. All in end, don't bash the guy, if your right there with him.

-Mike C.

07/16/2006, 08:33 PM	#1
WaterMelon Registered Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Far and away from you. Posts: 238	I really mees it up Fine. this time i really mess it up, my favorite coral, my xenia was budding (dont know if its the correct word), was puting a frag a stalk on the glass of the aquarium, on the bottom, my aquarium now is bara botom, im searching a tidal sand i dont found, so its empty for now, so the xenia fall on the floor (2 weeks ago), and i leave it there she was amazingly fine, today the stone was over the xenia, its on a small stone and it flip over the base of the coral, the point is, the coral was half atached to the glass i dont know that and pull it to put it on a bigger rock, so the coral split at half, here goes the question, the cut full of detritus that was on the glass, so clan the coral w current and put it on a bigger rock or leave it and let it recover alone?, cut the pice of xenia that still on the glass or leave it?, i apreciate as fast as you can help me, thanks. __________________ Nothing to say. Current Tank Info: 2 galons, 5 galons, 20 galons, 100 galons and 340!, all marine! and not kidding!

07/16/2006, 09:04 PM	#4
WaterMelon Registered Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Far and away from you. Posts: 238	Hahahah so funny.... im getting crazy of this answers, i read on somewere, "if you dont have anityng good to say dont say noting", my apologizes to the moderators, if the tink this is an agrecion but i do it at a good way, waiting for help, good night. __________________ Nothing to say. Current Tank Info: 2 galons, 5 galons, 20 galons, 100 galons and 340!, all marine! and not kidding!

07/16/2006, 09:48 PM	#5
physicslord Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Santa Cruz Posts: 469	I think this is satire. This one is called "foreign guy". __________________ a border collie is my pilot animal Current Tank Info: 12 gal. JBJ nanoDX, BB, 2x24W PC lighting, JBJ ballast, Maxijet 400 powerhead, Hagen Tronic 100W heater, Red Sea 60 skimmer with Hagen Elite 802 pump.

07/16/2006, 10:02 PM	#6
LBCBJ Registered Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Richmond, Va Posts: 1,332	Haha, nice one physicslord. The guy's trying, so give him a break. I believe he's trying to say that he tried to move a colony of xenia growing on the glass onto a rock, but the colony split in half...now half of it is on the rock, half still on the glass. It's hard to assess the situation without seeing it, but I would just leave things alone and see if it recovers. Messing with it more will just make things even worse. WaterMelon, where are you from by the way? __________________ Brent

07/16/2006, 10:18 PM	#8
physicslord Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Santa Cruz Posts: 469	Come on, his interests are: "Fish and Fruits...lol" He lives in "Fruit Land" and works at a "fruit market". __________________ a border collie is my pilot animal Current Tank Info: 12 gal. JBJ nanoDX, BB, 2x24W PC lighting, JBJ ballast, Maxijet 400 powerhead, Hagen Tronic 100W heater, Red Sea 60 skimmer with Hagen Elite 802 pump.

07/16/2006, 08:54 PM	#2
scaryperson27 Moved On Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Cape Coral, F.L. Posts: 2,106	Speak english and then we can help you. Tidal Sand, and i dont found?? bara?

07/16/2006, 10:05 PM	#7
Dubbin1 Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Findlay, Ohio Posts: 11,540	Leave it alone and it will be fine. People cut xenia all the time to frag it.

07/17/2006, 12:08 AM	#9
ZURCSREEF Moved On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pembroke Pines, Fl Posts: 2,347	Lets make fun of the guy because he can't speak english very well... that will solve his problem. Don't be such ignorant biggets and make fun of the guy. He is attempting to get help and all you guys can do is make fun of his spelling and grammar. Although his spelling and grammar isn't so good, I was intelligent enough to understand what he was saying... so instead of making fun of him for his odd end, how about you grow some common sense and TRY to understand what he is saying... Sorry if I seem uptight about this situation, but this type of behavior is all I ever see out of RC members when someone who doesn't speak english very well tries to get help on these forums... Anyways, Watermelon, don't worry about it, that stalk should recover on the glass and regrow aswell as the piece on the rock... if you don't want it on the glass when you put your sand, you can always scrape it off with a razor blade and onto a rock with a mesh cloth and some rubberbands... as a reference go to www.garf.org and look for "Xenia Propagation" this should give you some details instructions on how to save both pieces. Hope this helps, -Mike C.

07/17/2006, 12:25 AM	#10
WaterMelon Registered Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Far and away from you. Posts: 238	Thanks ZURCSREEF and Dubbin1, i will read all that page, well this was like the last time i post someting, but always theres ppl like you 2, that just help, that makes me still here, i always hope i will get a good answer from some bad ones. i mean is so dificulty to undestot why ppl laught abouth other ppl, i mean if they was in the other situation they wont like it, for sure, i play videogames and no1 in there laught of the way i writhe sometimes they say "what?", but i get my grammar and englis hare not good, i got that, now LBCBJ im living in mexico, now, but i ve lived in other places, and i dont know to witre spanish very well but i writhe and speak it a bit to, i tink more better than english, but im learing. __________________ Nothing to say. Current Tank Info: 2 galons, 5 galons, 20 galons, 100 galons and 340!, all marine! and not kidding!

07/17/2006, 01:15 AM	#11
affan Moved On Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: From NYC, currently serving time in Hattiesburg, MS Posts: 1,125	Here's some of WaterMelon's past threads. Enjoy what physicslord terms as 'satire.' http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/sh...ght=WaterMelon Decide for yourself.

07/17/2006, 01:56 AM	#12
reefshadow Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Central Washington Posts: 1,786	That's pretty mean you guys... c'mon. I think it's great to be a member of a board so popular that we can claim worldwide memberships. Don't be so insular. Watermelon, you can scrape the xenia off the glass and put it in a very low flow area of the tank with some rubble to attach on. It will probably be fine. __________________ All Your Coral Are Belong To Us Current Tank Info: 30 Deep Blue shallow mixed rimless, MP10, Ecoxotic LED's, SCA 301 skimmer.

07/17/2006, 02:28 AM	#13
McCrary Can't Stop Time Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 3,079	Watermelon you are the best, but fruitland is getting old, why don't you switch it up a little? __________________ Matt Patience is the best remedy for every trouble. Titus Maccius Plautus (254 BC - 184 BC), Rudens

07/17/2006, 06:08 AM	#14
sinder255248 Registered Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: England Posts: 77	Those posts are seriously funny, they cracked me up. People were looking at me in the office cos I was chuckling to myself... 20mins well spent.... ) __________________ 72g Bowfront, 2 x 150w 10k MH and 110w Actinic, Berlin XL Skimmer, 40kg LR, DSB, 2 x Maxi-Jet 900 and 1 x Seio 620, Fluval 300 canister.

07/17/2006, 10:29 AM	#15
LBCBJ Registered Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Richmond, Va Posts: 1,332	Just read all of watermelon's post.....WaterMelon, I tink u'd neids quits wastnig peopels timesz. Before you coming to his rescue, read his post. He apparently does this for fun with his perverted sense of humor. This guy doesnt ride the shortbus to school, he just want you to think it. His cover's blown. __________________ Brent Last edited by LBCBJ; 07/17/2006 at 11:08 AM.

07/17/2006, 10:49 AM	#16
dreaminmel Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Irondequoit, NY Posts: 4,758	So how many people here are in 1st grade? Seriously... ever wonder what happens to the kids that get picked on in school or people that get harrassed by those who think they are better than them? Usually they end up being either your boss or bringing a gun to school. C'mon guys. Get a grip. There's plenty of other things to laugh about in this world than resorting to picking on someone who from all the posts I've read seems to legitimately want answers to questions. These are sometimes even questions that experienced reefers don't know the answer to. WaterMelon, Your xenia should be just fine. In some tanks they grow too much and people start asking how to get rid of them... __________________ ~Melanie~ Hiatus over, 120g in process "Ni lia duine na tuairim." (Everyone has their own opinion.)

07/17/2006, 10:51 AM	#17
Dubbin1 Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Findlay, Ohio Posts: 11,540	You guys are all idiots. Watermelon DOES NOT SPEAK ENGLISH so how about you lay off him and try to be more helpful... If you can't do that then maybe you should just move on.

07/17/2006, 10:57 AM	#18
stevedola Master of my domain Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 3,466	deja vu Ive seen watermelon's posts in previous threads and have the same conclusion as physicslord. I think the last thread had him near death. I wonder where this thread is headed. Whelp, heres the bangwagon---all you self righteous PITAs jump on. __________________ Cool Club Current Tank Info: coming soon...

07/17/2006, 11:00 AM	#19
Ereefic Moved On Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 5,821	Put down the video game controller and pick up a book.

07/17/2006, 11:06 AM	#20
chinaman4u Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PennStatePA Posts: 600	No desordena. Xenia de damged serÃ¡ buen. Las parte qui arrance todavÃa on vidrio crecerÃ¡ para llegar a ser segundo xenia, asÃ qui uste tiene a mÃ¡s bebÃ©s xenia vienen. La hoja permitio mejorarse por sÃ* mismo. Salga xenia tocen on el vidrio.

07/17/2006, 11:11 AM	#21
chinaman4u Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PennStatePA Posts: 600	English translation: Does not it upset. Xenia of damaged will be good. Splits them start still on glass will grow to come to be second xenia, thus has to more babies xenia come. Leaf stump to be improved for itself. Leave xenia touch on the glass.

07/17/2006, 11:46 AM	#22
JmLee Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hohensfels, Germany Posts: 1,545	lmao, fruitland. Thats classic.

07/17/2006, 11:47 AM	#23
paulallen Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 344	I'm sorry to break all the hearts of people who stick up for this clown. But, the "mistakes" that Watermelon makes with the English language are not consistant or indicative of non-native English speaking peoples; anywhere. I don't know what amusement he gets out of his behavior, but he sure has you fooled.

07/17/2006, 12:02 PM	#24
mr pink floyd Moved On Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: west hartford, CT Posts: 3,480	look, this guy came here becasue he needs help, why should we get to decide he cant get it because he does not speak our language right? it should be fine, xenia can be cut and it keeps on growing

07/17/2006, 12:16 PM	#25
ZURCSREEF Moved On Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pembroke Pines, Fl Posts: 2,347	Whether or not he has me "fooled", you guys are stooping to his level (if he really is just acting like a clown) by continuing to posts on his threads and giving him the intention he craves. When you see a thread of his, simply jump over it and ignore it. Don't make it a thread that can help higher your post count. All in end, don't bash the guy, if your right there with him. -Mike C.